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Proof I’m Tech-Stupid - among other things

June 20, 2008 I'm a STAR!, LOL, Sarcastica!, annoyances, blog whore, changes, completely random crap, good times, growing up, linkage, pictures, updates

So my friends, it looks like my baby must undergo some serious healthcare. I’m talking about my lovely laptop. Me being the tech-stupid loser I am didn’t realize that my AVG 4 Free’s virus vault was overflowing with, well, viruses. I had no clue that you had to go into that vault and clear out all the viruses AVG caught. Um, Avitable…you could have told me that. And that Spybot you told me to put on my computer? Ya it allowed so many Trojans, my computer is whacked. Too bad I can’t stay mad at hairy gorilla men, since they are so rare.

Anyways, Ears is taking a look at my laptop tonight. Booth will be standing beside my baby while Ears tries his best to fix all that I’ve done wrong to my darling laptop. Hopefully he will succeed, and get rid of all those viruses. If not, well I guess I have to wipe it clean and start all over. That means I will lose all of my stories. And pictures. But more importantly stories. So ya, thanks Avitable lmfao. I’m totally kidding, but next time folks, make sure that advice is followed by a huge email explaining how to use the products. I’m seriously tech-stupid!

So last night I went out to dollar beer night with some friends. It really was not my scene, can you say ew? The girls’ bathroom was DISGUSTING with toilet bowl water overflowing all over the floor and drunk chicks falling everywhere - I mean maybe that would appeal to some guys but definitely not to me. I had some guy hump me from behind when I was trying to get back to where Booth was - not once, but four times. He apologized after every time to make it look as if the people behind him were shoving, but really, how can your frontal area be the only area that gets pushed forward? *Shivers* Unfortunately there is no footage of me falling around and wearing a crown. Kiwi forgot the crown and I didn’t bring my camera.

The sleep over that I had with the girls was that - a sleep over. We all passed out as soon as we got in. Then one of my friends dropped me off at Booth’s house on her way to work so I could hang out with Booth. We went to the garden center with Dragon and the boys and gardened. Yup, I gardened! Not very well mind you, but I’m learning!! I’m sure I’ll get better. I sort of want to work on Mom’s garden next…although that would be a lot of work haha. Talk about weeds…haha.

And tomorrow Booth is taking me out for a movie! We’re going to see The Incredible Hulk. I’m excited, we haven’t had a date night in a while - since we saw You Don’t Mess With The Zohan (hilarious movie, I recommend it, especially if you like Adam Sandler humour - this is by far his best movie). I finally got all those pictures to upload onto Facebook (before my laptop was discovered to be riddled with viruses that is). The above picture is one that a lot of people like, it’s one of those “totally caught the moment” photo. I wish that the zoom wasn’t on, and that it wasn’t so close to our faces…but other than that I love it. What do you guys think? Hmmm?

Sorry…gushing again. I’ll stop now; I’ve got to finish reading The Host by Stephenie Meyer anyway!

Posted by Sarcastica @ 8:20 pm | 9 Comments  

Yesterday’s Feelings

June 18, 2008 FOAD, I'm a STAR!, LOL, blog whore, changes, completely random crap, issues, opinions

Excuse me if I don’t really appear to know about what I’m going to talk about for the majority of this post…because I probably don’t. I honestly can tell you know I never follow politics or read the news paper. Politics bore me - it’s all a show anyway, and newspapers depress me. It seems like every single day there is horrible stuff being reported, things like parents killing their own children and people going crazy and shooting up schools. It makes me sick so that is why I avoid newspapers. Sure, I bet there are some nice stories in there…somewhere. I just don’t have the patience or time to swift through the bad stuff to get to the good stuff…comprenday? (P.S. Is that even how you spell comprenday? I know that’s not even a word so spell check fails to give me the correct answer).

ANYWAYS, today I would like to talk about the economy. Does anybody else feel like it’s suffering? GM plants around here are closing down like crazy, people are loosing jobs and finding jobs keeps getting harder and harder with each passing year. Screw fancy degrees and all that jazz, nobody seems to be having much luck in the job department. Why am I babbling on and on about this? Well, I’m concerned and worried about the track our economy is on. It’s only going to get worse, so what will it be like next year? Will I even be able to put my new college degree to use next year at this time? Or are we seriously teethering on the bridge of another depression?

I think so. I think we are very close to another depression. There are a million things to blame for this, or at least in my opinion. GM plants are shutting down like crazy because the gas prices are so high that nobody can afford all those fancy cars made in Canada, GM cars are generally pigs with gas…and with prices so high who wants to buy cars that just suck back dollar signs like Lindsay Lohan does narcotics? Then all those GM guys who had jobs suddenly don’t have jobs, and the pizza they ordered for their families of 2.5 kids every single Friday suddenly don’t get ordered…so the pizza companies start to suffer. Plus there are all these unemployed people looking for employment, and not enough jobs to go around.

…at least not from what I can see. And it’s really all the gas companies fault in the end, because I bet that we aren’t short on oil supplies. It’s just the government being pigs for money. I hope they realize that by leeching the greater public out of all this money for gas, they’re just screwing themselves over in the end and we’ll have another depression, only worse because all these kids are so used to everything being handed to them that when they suddenly have nothing they’ll probably all go crazy.

If we do have another depression, I really don’t think education is going to mean squat. Do you? I’m not saying I’m not going to go to school in September because I totally am, I’m just bitching and moaning because that’s what I do best. Plus it’s an interesting thing to think about…where we are going to be in a couple years from now.

Plus the year 2012 is coming up super fast. Remember how everybody freaked out over Y2K? Can you just imagine what New Years 2011 is going to be like? Holy crap. Especially with movies like I Am Legend fueling people’s imaginations and fears…

I really think I should get to work on my underground home…like in Blast From The Past. Now they had the right idea…having a bomb shelter underground stalked full of food for a decade or so.

Um ya…so I suppose we can end the really random rant I just had for no apparent reason. Besides, my pasta is ready. Hmm…pasta. If I could, all I would eat would be pasta and McDonalds. Mostly pasta though.

OH P.S!

I totally got hate mail today for the first time ever! I don’t even care if it was from Sarah in an attempt to make me feel better about myself…thanks Sarah! This anonymous sender even used a fake email! How awesome! Here’s the lovely hate email I got from some unknown person who really is a known person named Sarah…

board readerz <stupid@yahoo.com> wrote:
“sarcastica”? really, that’s a stoopid name if i ever heerd one.

dude quit being so sarcastica and get on with your life.

jez man.

(tee hee. Hope you know who sent you some awesome hate mail?)

Ya I know. I’m lame because I actually was jealous that Sarah got hate mail and I didn’t…hehe. But only because you KNOW you made it big when you get hate mail…and I’ve never gotten hate mail before.

Posted by Sarcastica @ 5:54 pm | 9 Comments  

Birthdays and Hospitals

June 16, 2008 I'm a STAR!, LOL, Sarcastica!, blog whore, changes, completely random crap, family, linkage, opinions, updates

Yesterday, I went to my grandparents house for dinner to celebrate my birthday/fathers day. As usual, Granny put together an amazing meal of turkey, potatoes, stuffing, and other mouth watering foods (that I’m craving right now). There was a choice of birthday cake or pie for desert, and conversation flowed. Not so much from me…I was really bummed out that Booth couldn’t be there to join in on the festivities. He really wanted to be, and I really wanted him there…but my parents decided due to some altercations he would not attend. So I didn’t get to spend my birthday with him, but thats okay…I’m sure there will be many more.

I got lovely cards from my grandparents and parents, and my grandparents promised to take me out shopping when they get back to their cruise. That will be interesting, because I’m not too sure Granny likes my “style”. Oh well, I do need more “professional” clothes for interviews and perhaps office jobs (if I can snag one). Mom and Dad bought me a really wicked Samsung S760 camera, and I’ve already taken a few pictures with it. The big test will be tomorrow when I get to hang out with Booth for the day. We’re going job hunting at the mall, I’ll be handing in my resume to the temp agency that provides temporary jobs in offices for people. Dragon told me about it; and I think it would be perfect, I can be on their call list from now until forever if I wanted too…only accepting job offers when I’m available. So I could apply now and still have my surgery and a job. Wicked huh? Booth is also applying at the temp agency, only for more “manly” work - haha. This is the perfect second job for him because he has the tattoo shop plus extra work whenever it’s needed.

My pre-op appointment was today. It went…well I guess. They drew blood to test for clotting, only the first time the nurse tried it, I guess the tube thing had a hole in it and all my blood leaked out onto the pillow so we had to try again in the other arm. That was pretty interesting. They did some heart tests and sent me for a chest x-ray to ensure that everything is hunky dory with my heart and respiratory system. I still don’t have a date yet, my doctor’s secretary will call when she has one. I’m hoping it’ll be sooner rather than later, I want to be all healed and ready to go for September.

I’m pretty excited to go back to school. Although I am slightly nervous about taking accounting programs…I’m sure McPout will help me out, since she’s really good at that kind of thing. If not, I’ll get a tutor or something.

So JD would like me to go to a bar with her this Thursday. I’m still not too sure I want to go…yes, I would enjoy some time seeing my old friends…but at the same time, I already know the bar scene will not be for me. Especially not now in this “day and age”. Just saying that makes me feel old, but it’s so true! Bars aren’t safe. The ones that don’t have metal detectors are dangerous because people can sneak weapons in and like stab you and the ones that do have metal detectors are even more dangerous because everyone knows when you don’t have a weapon on you to defend yourself. It’s a lose-lose situation in my opinion. There is so much violence in bars now, it gets worse and worse every year. I blame rap music and the media for our generation thinking they are so tough and such gangstas.

Anyways, I’d rather just go out for dinner at a restaurant and order a drink. I know that’s slightly more expensive, but there is less of a risk of being attacked. We’ll see though, I can’t be 19 and not go to a bar ever…I’ll just make sure I have my group of boys to protect me, especially Booth. He would never let anything bad happen to me, even when we’re sitting in Dragon’s garage he pays attention to all details to ensure I’m safe. Heck, that boy has saved me from my own feet too many times to count! He really is my knight in shining Armour, hehe.

Bah. I miss him :( good thing I get to see him tomorrow. And I’ll get to see him Thursday, if we go out with JD.

Tonight my plan is to continue reading The Host by Stephenie Meyer - its totally awesome! I can’t think Avitable enough for getting me it!! He claims its possibly better than the Twilight series…but although The Host is awesome, in my personal opinion… Twilight still kicks some serious ass. Perhaps I’m biased though, since I fell in love with like all the characters…

Anyways, read them all if you haven’t yet or I will send my minions after each and every one of you!

Posted by Sarcastica @ 7:27 pm | 10 Comments  

A Meme-meme-meme

May 24, 2008 I'm a STAR!, LOL, Sarcastica!, annoyances, blog whore, completely random crap, good times, rainbows and butterflies, ranting & raving, updates

So my lovely cousin Karen decided to tag me in this here meme, which I have [clearly] decided to do (for lack of anything else to do).

The rules:

1. Link to the person who tagged you.
2. Post the rules on your blog.
3. Write six random things about yourself.
4. Tag six random people at the end of your post by linking to their blogs.
5. Let each person know they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their website.
6. Let your tagger know when your entry is up.

Here are my lovely things;

Thing #1 - I’m normally pretty decent with my money and spending habits…however the second something happens to bring me down in any way at all, that money starts to burn a hole in my pocket.

Thing # 2 - I have an uncanny ability of being able to sense if there is Ketchup Chips around. No matter where I am, I can just sense them. I told Dragon to check the kitchen for Ketchup Chips because Jesus loves me when she went in to grab herself a drink, and low and behold there was Ketchup Chips. I guess I am loved.

Thing #3 - When I make a commitment to something, I make a commitment. For example, I told Booth I was going to clean out Dragon’s spare bedroom for him and get the stench of whatever it was that had died in there out, and I did just that.

Thing #4 - My “dream wedding” does not include the virgin white ball room type wedding gown and pink pew bows, no it does not. Definitely further from that. My dream wedding dress is a black gown with a corset and royal purple material tying it up. Yep, I want a “Gothic” wedding!

Thing #5 - I sleep perfectly if I’m cuddling something (or rather, someone). I can fall asleep in like less then 5 minutes. It’s awesome. :)

Thing #6 - I have a habit of starting novels and never finishing them, I get so caught up in the going ons of real life that I forget to finish them! But I haven’t deleted anything yet, maybe one day I’ll finish them!

So ya, I won’t be tagging anyone because I still feel like I’ve done this meme. Feel free to do it if you want though!

~*~*~

In non-meme related news, I am now back home. I heard back from the recreational group and they will not be hiring me. Anybody surprised because I definitely am not. I got an email from the new Program Director telling me that due to the fact that I have not been in school since December, I don’t qualify for funding and they can’t offer me a job there. However they hope that I will continue to volunteer.

Not this summer I won’t. I need to find a job that makes up the money I would have been making at the recreational group, and I need to work longer hours and not take lots of time off so I won’t be able to go camping or anything. Plus I’m still pretty annoyed with them. I need a break.

Speaking of breaks, I miss Booth. Actually, my missing him has nothing to do with a break because we are definitely not on one, haha. I love spending time with him and I’m pretty sure he loves spending time with me too, or at least thats the impression I get (and what he tells me all the time). I hung out with him for the past 4 days or so and it was awesome because we could both go off and do our own thing. We don’t have to be attached at the hip, but even if we are its fun!

So ya, I guess I got in that gushing about Booth that I hadn’t done in a while :) I can’t help it though, he makes me so unbelievably happy, and I sincerely doubt that will ever change. It’s literally his personality. Karen definitely knows what I’m talking about, right?!? RIGHT!?

Posted by Sarcastica @ 6:22 pm | 5 Comments  

Looky Looky, I’ve been playing blog hooky!

May 18, 2008 I'm a STAR!, LOL, Sarcastica!, adventures, annoyances, blog whore, changes, completely random crap, dumbass people, good times, updates

I have no idea if that’s how you actually spell hooky but just pretend I spelt it right if I didn’t, okay? No mentions on how I should spell check my posts…I’m trying to learn how to spell without help of spell check (which isn’t always right away).

So like the title of this post suggests, I’ve been playing hooky for a couple of days from my blog and dear readers. I really have just gotten busy and not really been around the computer, plus I’m also at Booth’s for the weekend. Needless to say there are tons of things to write about today (if I have time, Booth is in the shower for the moment but the second he gets out he’ll be hoovering over top and trying to see what I’m doing - which is why I don’t blog at his house…as boyfriends, as a rule, can’t read content unless I show them the posts they can read and then immediately clear the web history). I’m all secretive like that yo!

So ya, first on the agenda (to blog about that is) is the super awesome new design that my super amazing cousin Karen did (like 2 days ago) that I love love love! I do like it better then the other design, although I loved that one too. Purple is my all time favourite colour, so whoot!

Next on the agenda is I spoke to the old Program Director of the rec group, you know…the one that suddenly quit and all that. He’s one of my good friends and stuff, so I was confused as to all the sudden changes. Anyway, I found out that because we are friends and the board of directors or whatever butted heads with him so much, they aren’t planning on hiring me. They told him (when he was still working there) that I can’t follow direction and didn’t work as hard as the other students. This really pisses me off because I followed direction better then anyone else working there, and I worked just as hard - if not harder. Yes, I know I couldn’t do camp set ups because I wasn’t physically able, but I did a hell of a lot more work in the office then any of the other summer students.

So the past few days I’ve been busy job hunting. I blew the interview at Blockbusters hard core so I definitely won’t be working there. While the story is funny, it’s kind of frustrating [to me] but I’ll share it anyway. So it was a group interview that I went to with my sister Kate. There were 3 other people being interviewed at the same time as us, and my friend who happens to work there was sitting in on the interview. So I was insanely nervous. I’ve never had to “audition” for a job before. Ever. I screwed up majorly on two of the interview questions, which where: Tell us a story you have of working with a difficult costumer? and Quote a line from a movie.

I just so happened to spill the beans on the one horrible costumer I had a few times during my era as a Timmies Hoe. He was an elderly man who I had two run ins with. The first one was when I was in the little Timmies in the gas station, he came in and demanded I put milk in his coffee - right after the cream exploded all over the ground (which I was trying to clean up) and after I had already explained to him that I ran out of milk. He couldn’t understand why I couldn’t just go over to the other Tims and get some milk for him, and since I was the only Tim Hortons employee in the kiosk, I couldn’t leave. I tried to explain to him why I couldn’t leave but he was such an asshat that I told him to go inside if he really wanted milk. This pissed him off and he left in a huff. Then about a month later, I saw him inside. I had just taken over the till for someone to go on their break, and his line up was huge because he was absolutely slow. So I decided to speed things along and cut a couple unneccesary words from the greeting - in a non-rude way. He got pissed because I didn’t say please when I told him the total. Don’t forget I was like 15 and it was my first job, and I had never heard of this “$7.90 please” stuff before. I never had said it before and nobody had ever gotten upset with me before. He flipped though, and said that he was going to teach me some manors because all “fast food employees” didn’t have them. I got angry with him and told him that if he didn’t like the service, don’t come back. He didn’t…as far as I know. Anyways ya, that was the story I told them. Clearly not the best one, since Blockbusters follows the costumer is always right policy.

Oh but it gets worse, far worse.

Guess what movie quote I came up with? Out of all the movies in the world, I just had to pick this line. I honestly couldn’t think of anything else, my mind was blank. And before I said it I asked if we had to keep it PG or if swearing was ok (since its a quote). They said we were all old enough to be cool with swearing and allowed it. So I said, with my face red because I hate swearing near authority figures…

Get these mother f**king snakes off my mother f**king plane.

Yep, you should have seen everyone’s jaw hit the floor. They all laughed afterwards mind you, but…still. Talk about a disaster. Now that I never want to enter another Blockbusters again…

So ya. I’m jobless at the moment, and still hunting.

Posted by Sarcastica @ 9:35 am | 11 Comments  

Woop Woop

May 8, 2008 I'm a STAR!, LOL, Sarcastica!, blog whore, completely random crap, good times, linkage, opinions, pictures, rainbows and butterflies, updates

No more in class lessons for me! I passed all of my tests (so 2) and now all I’ve got to do is 13 hours in car and then I’m free to take my G2 test! According to the Defensive Driving Test, I’m [in theory] an experienced driver! Woop woop! Now all I’ve got to do is actually get behind the wheel…and drive…

I have driven a few times, but I literally want to drive everywhere I want to go, just to gain more experience. I still have my in car lessons, this is true, but according to statistics the more experience behind the wheel that you get, the more likely you are to pass your G2 test on the first try (thanks Captain Obvious) so ya, I want to pass right away!

Anywho, so I had my days completely wrong, that or I had yet another miscommunication with NSN - or perhaps it was both. I’m not surprised at all that we had a miscommunication, our entire relationship was a giant miscommunication. But anyways, I expected him to come down for eleven today and he totally didn’t. I called him around that time demanding to know if he was coming and where he was…and he pointed out that he was coming down at eleven A.M Friday. Haha. Opps. Oh well, this just means that I get to be in Booth’s area early tomorrow too :)

Speaking of Booth, he’s completely changed his tattoo idea from the girl in my header to this one here. Apparently, she looks more like me (since she has a rose on the same side and the lip ring on the same side). He is supposed to be starting it tonight, or tomorrow, and I already can’t wait to see what the finished product looks like. And I totally found a wicked one for me (eventually); wicked huh? The Celtic Ankh, which will represent my [somewhat] heritage at the same time as representing the Egyptian symbol for Eternal Life…even when you pass, you are still remembered in someone’s heart and thoughts :)

But yes, that’s all the rambling for today folks. I have a massive headache so I’m going to stay up late reading blogs and poking people on Facebook go to sleep. Or something.

Posted by Sarcastica @ 8:52 pm | 5 Comments  

I Got Nothing

May 7, 2008 I'm a STAR!, LOL, Sarcastica!, blog whore, completely random crap, discoveries, good times, linkage, pictures, ranting & raving, updates

Wow. I feel completely uncreative and blah today. I don’t have anything important to say at all! It’s shocking really, usually I can’t shut up about random subjects. I’m sure that will come in time with this post, because I fully intend on filling it with meaningless chatter and rambling - those are the kind of posts that I love writing because I really can’t say which direction it’s going to go in!

I’m still feeling tired, I had trouble falling asleep last night. I think I need to change my playlist of songs that I fall asleep to around or something, since I haven’t been falling asleep lately! But in order to do that, I need my iPod connector…which I can’t find because I have no idea where I put it when I was cleaning up for the Bridal Shower. Sigh. This is why my room is messy - because I know where everything is.

Speaking of lists (or soon to be anyway, since I haven’t actually previously spoken of lists until this moment) I’ve finally started updating my old Amazon wish list like Avitable said to do in time for my birthday (which is June 15th). You don’t have to get me anything at all, I’m just doing it because it’s Wednesday and I’m bored and the gorilla man told me to. So ya, that’s well on it’s way to being done.

Anywho, I’m thinking about this summer and I’m excited! I still don’t know if I’m going to accept the rec group job…because like I said, that would require a lot more patience this year and I almost hated it last year. I’ve got my hopes on going to Edge Fest this year, and I want to go to the MHE Gathering in the states, since I’ve never been and would like to meet some of the people I have been talking to for 5 years of my life. I also want to go to Wonderland at some point. But ya, I guess the most important thing is getting a job…and a license.

I drove around Dragon’s block yesterday when my mom came to pick me up! It was awesome, and I think I did pretty damn good if I do say so myself!

I’m trying to wake Booth up. He’s still asleep and was supposed to be at the shop at 10am, but he isn’t answering his phone (so he’s ignoring it or its not near him right now) and Dragon is pretty annoyed. That boy seriously needs an alarm clock; and not me because I just get pissed when he doesn’t answer the phone. I really need my license so I can drive down to his house and dump water on his face!

And speaking of Booth…you know the girl in my header? He’s planning on getting a tattoo of her sitting on army crates. I’ve seen the design and it’s awesome :) he said he’s getting it for a girl he never wants to forget, me :D isn’t that sweet?

P.S. While I was hanging out with the girls last week, I stumbled across some awesome eye shadow! Click on these here words to see pictures of me all dolled up. I completely forget how to upload photos on the new Wordpress…which is a bit inconvenient for everyone I know. It’s so much easier to just see the pictures as you read the post…I apologize!

Posted by Sarcastica @ 10:28 am | 5 Comments  

Hummmpday

April 30, 2008 I'm a STAR!, LOL, Sarcastica!, blog whore, completely random crap, good times, linkage, updates

Happy Humpday all! It’s a lovely day because the week is half over! It’s not as warm as it was last week, therefore this week sort of sucks. I’m sick of cold, damp weather! Bring on the heat!

*Sigh* there is so much to do! If I ever find the energy today; I’m going to clean up the kitchen and my bedroom, because both are disgustingly messy. But I’ve been sleeping badly lately and I barely have the energy to blog. I know, scary. I’m also supposed to go down to Kiwi’s brother’s today for a girl’s night of chillage and wine - cheap wine, not the good stuff Booth’s mom got me hammered off 2 weekends ago. I can do cheap wine. Grillz, Kiwi and I are planning on just watching a couple of girly movies and talking about our favourite subject: Dungeons and Dragons. I’m totally kidding, we’ll probably end up talking about guys…because that’s what girls do. Me, not so much. I mostly listen. If they demand my input, I throw in how awesome Booth is - a statement I don’t really need to ever make since it’s very obvious to anyone who’s met him once that he’s awesome.

Anyways, so ya I’m looking forward to that. And to finding out just how much is on my Visa so I can possibly grab some things I want to grab. I need more rings because I love jewelery! Side note to all friends/family reading this blog; if you want to get me a wicked birthday present, get me any kind of wacky lip jewelery and earrings with a 16 gage! (My lip and earrings have the same gage so you can’t go wrong) I’d love you forever! P.S. I like hoops :)

Sunday is my mom’s birthday, so we’re going to be doing something for that. I can’t say what because she might choose today of all day’s to catch up with my life by reading my blog (she hasn’t for a while but this is how things work out…parents only read when you don’t want them too haha). No more on that though!

So since random subjects are like falling out of my ass (figuratively, not literally) I’d just like to point out that I’m now even more excited about my huge 19th Birthday Bash because I might just get the chance to meet Jessica from So Supercilious! She’s a wicked girl. Don’t believe me? Go read her blog! Anyways, since she lives pretty close to me, I figured it’d be cool to meet up with a fellow blogger. I’m sure she’s ever so excited about being able to watch me trying to drunkenly convince bouncers I’m a princess (why else would I be wearing a fancy tiara from the dollarstore?) and guzzling back drink after drink until I puke. Hey, it doesn’t count unless you puke! You’ve gotta puke on your 19th birthday or it’s all a waste. Perhaps she’ll be kind enough to film it! I can see it now, me standing wobbling on two feet as I say to club bouncers “Do you know who I am? I’m SARCASTICA! Let me in!” Yep, it will surely be an awesome night!

I hope that [if] I get the rec job, I won’t have to go camping on the weekend of the 21st [of June] because that’s when I’m hoping to have my birthday club party. Unfortunately this year my birthday falls on a Sunday, and many people that I know will probably not be able to make it because a lot of people have jobs. We’ll see though! Ideally, you’re supposed to get hammered on your birthday, not the weekend after - but hey, I’m not picky.

Perhaps I’ll cut the club party though and just throw a huge bash at my house. People could bring tents and put their keys in bowl (since driving while under the influence is not cool) and we’ll roast marshmallows and toast me for being awesome. We’ll see though, perhaps I’ll do both! I did miss like 5 years worth of birthday parties that I need to make up for…

Anyways, I’m excited about that. And about getting to go camping with Booth on his family’s property up North! I love camping! I hate bugs though, I don’t freak out like most girls do. Unless it’s a spider. I will jump out of my skin if I see a spider, or if it’s on me at all. Bearded1 discovered this the other night while we were sitting in Booth’s garage. He casually asked me if I liked spiders. I literally dove from my chair into Booth’s arms and started crying and hyperventilating for them to get it off me. It was apparently only the size of the tip of a pin, but I don’t care how big (or small) they are. They freak me right out.

There is actually a tarantula at Dragon’s house…it’s the shop spider. I hate it. I refuse to be in the house alone, because it freaks me right out. I was there the day it escaped from it’s cage and was climbing the wall - I almost had a heart attack. Booth had to get it back in it’s cage, and he hates spiders too. He did a hilarious little freak out dance, which sort of took my mind of the spider. But damn that think gives me the creeps! I kind of am hoping for it to die…or disappear. I keep having nightmares about it! Last night I had a dream it was hiding out in my barn, in the attack position ready to drop on whoever went in there first!

Anywho, I’ve procrastinated long enough on chores and getting ready. I should go do something…anything. :)

Posted by Sarcastica @ 12:14 pm | 6 Comments  

Write It Out

April 23, 2008 I'm a STAR!, LOL, Sarcastica!, annoyances, blog whore, completely random crap, dumbass people, issues, linkage, ranting & raving, stuff that bites, updates

The whole Booth thing yesterday was a misunderstanding and overreaction, just like I knew it would be…I just needed to vent about it. I had gotten little sleep the night before, I was up early and supposed to go to a possible lunch date with Booth and his dad…but I wasn’t even sure if the possible lunch date was a finalized thing, therefore I was very irritated. Writing it out helped calm me down and allowed me to rethink things through rationally. Of course, shit happens…people can’t always call you when they said they would or make it to things they said they would make it to. I know that Booth was upset about not making it to the dinner, and he felt like a jerk for not calling despite having a pretty damn good reason on why he didn’t. So after I told him how I had felt and how I felt now about it, we moved on. Because that’s life, and that’s what we do.

Anyways, yesterday turned out to be a pretty interesting day. Booth and I didn’t end up going out for lunch with his dad because he isn’t coming down until today, so we’ll be doing that today…instead we went over to Dragon’s house and hung out there. We took the boys (Dragon’s kids) to a motorcycle bowl thing to watch one of our friends dirt bike, it was pretty cool. I hope Booth doesn’t get the urge to get a bike…since he’s got an issue with fast driving and doing stupid things (the boy watches WAY to much of those 2 Fast 2 Furious movies). Booth also helped me study for my first test in drivers ed, which I really don’t know how well I did on. I’m HOPING I at least got a 70%, because if I didn’t then I automatically fail the course.

I’m going to start booking my in cars now though! I’m excited to start, but very nervous. I hope my instructor is patient because I really do have a fear of driving. You can’t tell normally until I move my hands from the steering wheel, haha. Ew. Sweating is so gross! But ya, anyways I’m hoping this in car lessons will make me more relaxed and confident while driving - and less sweaty of course.

It’s really hard to stay awake during my in class lessons though, like insanely difficult. I dozed off today while writing down what the instructor was saying, and I snapped back awake to find that I was still attempting to write down what he was saying! How weird is that? I don’t know why I have such trouble staying awake (ok maybe I do: monotone teacher) but it sucks because when I get there, I’m all ready to go and full of energy. Then it like all disappears as soon as I sit down. Plus the room stinks like old piss, and that’s disgusting!

And there is nobody in my class to talk to really. They’re all either insanely younger or insanely older. I find the younger ones annoying, and the older guy is annoying too. There is this one kid that really pisses me off; I guess he’s done the course once before but failed and now he’s constantly throwing in his two sense worth on like everything the instructor has to say (and everyone else for that matter) and I just want to turn around and tell him to shut his mouth. Obviously, the kid failed for a reason. Half the time, his two sense worth is wrong and it just confuses and frustrates everyone. Grr.

So yeah, random rant of the annoying drivers ed kid shall end now and I shall continue on with my merry post about how awesome certain things are.

Like Kraft Russian Salad Dressing. I don’t know if you guys have ever had it, but DAMN is it ever good! While at Wal*Mart the other day, Mom and I spotted it for a dollar seventy-seven in the bigger bottles so we scooped up three because I absolutely adore it! I will drink it, if possible. I’ve already gotten into trouble twice now for eating it without any salad. Just talking about it now makes me crave it yum! It’s awesome with that salad my Granny makes that has cucumbers, onions, hard boiled eggs, and cheese in it! I want some now. Yum!

Anyways, I’m off to Booth’s house.

Posted by Sarcastica @ 7:02 am | 2 Comments  

Upgraded with a burnt tongue

March 30, 2008 I'm a STAR!, LOL, Sarcastica!, blog whore, changes, completely random crap, dumbass people, good times, insecurties, ranting & raving, updates

So I’ve been upgraded to WP 2.5, and it’s pretty high tech and stuff. Well to me anyways, I’m sure it’s really not all that high tech and I’m just completely techie-tarded and therefore it just seems all high tech. It’s probably not.

Sorry for the rambling that is just sure to happen in this post, I am exhausted. Yep, exhausted. Last night was the dinner rehearsal, and that went all swell and dandy (for the most part, minus a B2 outburst when we were waiting for my mom in the car - but we’ll not go there now). McPout got us all very lovely bracelets and compact mirrors to thank us for being in her wedding party, and the guys got Swiss Army knives. The dinner was amazing - seriously, the cheese on that lasagna was like seriously 12 inches thick! Mmm!

I had a great weekend :D I hung out with Booth at the shop like all weekend. Saturday (before the dinner rehearsal) I got to meet one of his ex-girlfriends. Well she was more or less an ex-friend who played mind games or something. That was interesting, she’s engaged now and kept talking about it and referring to her fiance as her fiance instead of calling him by his name, sort of like she was rubbing it in you know? They were an interesting couple. Her fiance kept attempting to belittle Booth and put him down, but it totally didn’t work because Booth is totally an amazing guy and everybody already knows that. Apparently, it ticked her off when Booth came up behind me and held me while I sat on the stool…my tip off was the loud smooching she did directly after she witnessed our public-friendly display of affection (a.k.a a hug). Truthfully, before I met her I had been a bit insecure. Now I’m definitely not.

And today I watched Booth get some colour in one of his tattoos, it was pretty sweet. I like watching the tattoo artist working on tattoos because it is so interesting to see how it all comes together…the blending and such. If I didn’t have such crappy motor skills, I might consider being a tattoo artist!

Speaking of careers (ok so that wasn’t really speaking it was more or less a brain fart); I got accepted into all three colleges! Now what was choice #1 isn’t really as appealing to me as choice #2 because college #2 (a.k.a choice #2) is located right near a Children’s Aid that accepts placement students. That’s good. I could get a job there directly after college. But college #1 is close to home.

I don’t know, I’ve got a lot of talking with my parents and thinking to do. Bah. Well at least I got accepted into everything!

Posted by Sarcastica @ 11:15 pm | 8 Comments  

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