In My PERSONAL Opinion;

May 12, 2008 Ask Sarcastica, I'm a STAR!, annoyances, blog whore, completely random crap, dumbass people, growing up, issues, life lessons, linkage, milestones, rainbows and butterflies, ranting & raving, updates

*Just a warning, this post is going to be VERY long and I’m probably going to be rambling on a lot in it cause I have a lot on my mind, but deal with it

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Well that was a spectacular weekend! No really, it was…I’m not being sarcastic. Well…maybe a little, there were some tiny parts to it that were slightly frustrating and annoying, but in my opinion each day can not go by perfectly. Something always has to happen, big or small, to make you go “grr”.

Anywho, I was home briefly yesterday for mother’s day, but didn’t have enough time to write a decent post. I just wanted to update quickly. As I write this, I’m trying to load my gmail to see if anybody has contacted me about the password for this hear post. If you haven’t yet, you should get on that and contact me. I fixed the contact page again so now it should be working just fine and dandy. Nobody will be denied the password; unless I don’t want you reading it…then maybe. But ya, try anyway

Oopps I’m sort of getting off topic a bit. I wanted to go in to detail about my weekend since I haven’t had a chance to do that yet. I spent most of it with Booth and our mutual awesome friends, hanging out and just having a grand old time. Dragon’s granddaughter (or something like that) came over with her boyfriend, who just so happens to be another one of the tattoo artists. We’ll call him…Ears. Because he has those spacer things in his ears and I find I’m often drawn to it because honestly, spacers freak me out…just a little. But ya, Ears is an awesome guy and he’s really cool except for having scary ears. His girlfriend is pretty nice too (for the most part, she can be bitchy and weird but meh what girls aren’t?) and guess what? They might be selling me their second car (that neither of them use because Ears has an awesome souped (is that how you spell it?) car that he drives and his girlfriend doesn’t have her license)!

It’s a white 1990 4 door Honda Accord Ya I know, it’s like a year younger than me (literally) but Ears takes really good care of his cars, and it does need some work, but I just so happen to know like 4 guys who are obsessed with all things cars and definitely know their cars, (Booth, Bear, T, and Ears) who offered to do the work on it for free, if I get the parts. The price is definitely right on it and the only thing “wrong” with it is that it needs a new exhaust, front to back. Yeah I know, that can be pricey if I plan on taking it to a mechanic but Ears has a cousin who works in a shop that could get me the parts for discount (if I go through Ears to get them). So woop woop! I might very well have a car in the next couple of months! I’m just waiting to hear back from the insurance company with my quote. Isn’t this exciting? It is to me

And my mom has been letting me drive more often lately! Last night I drove back to Booth’s house, and today I drove home from Booth’s house. I feel way more comfortable driving now then I did half a year ago, and Mom even said that I’ve improved Yes, I still make mistakes but I literally haven’t even had a full hours worth of driving…yet. I’m getting there, and this Friday I start my in car lessons with Young Drivers. I’m both excited and a wee bit nervous about it, I hope my instructor is cool and calm. I hate it when people freak out at me for making mistakes; that’s not how you deal with mistakes. Someone freaking out with me just startles me, and that’s never a good thing.

I’ve been thinking a lot lately, about a lot of different things. One of the things I’ve been thinking about lately is maturity. I think that I have grown a lot in the past 3 months alone, I mean I wouldn’t even get behind the wheel to drive - which is why it has taken me so long to get my license on the go. I’m also thinking about some people that I know and the vulgarities that constantly surround them. I’m basically cleaning out my closet, so to speak, so that I can move on because I don’t want to be stuck with any labels that aren’t in a good light. I’ve noticed that I do tend to get annoyed with people who, in my opinion, act a little over the top. It blows my mind that people have such a hard time covering up, or speaking without swearing in conversation. Ten years from now, I want to be able to look back on myself and think “ya, I had fun…but I didn’t over do it.” I know many people who aren’t going to be able to say that.

Oh well though, I guess I just have to accept the fact that the majority of today’s youth are flossies and skanks who show off way to much of their body due to several self esteem issues.

Ok, I think I shall end this rant now since it is quite long enough as it is

One Last Time

February 27, 2008 Ask Sarcastica

So even though I canceled the weekly Ask Sarcastica thing since nobody was sending me questions or issues, someone actually mailed me and I thought it would be completely unfair if I didn’t reply so here we go:

Dear Sarcastica:

I’ve been having academic problems since I entered college. At first it wasn’t that frustrating, I thought it was just a matter of getting used to the different system. But it’s been, what? 6 months? And I’m still the same mediocre student, I’m beginning to think this isn’t for me, and that would really suck because I want this, I don’t want anything else. And I really wanted to be good, it was perhaps the first time I cared about doing good at school. And now I don’t even know if I’ll get to second grade, and being good is out of the question obviously.

Dear Whomever Wrote This (since it’s unsigned):

I would suggest finding out if it is possible to get extra help, like maybe a tutor or something, before you give up. If this is really what you want, then it might just take a little bit more effort in a different way. Join a study group, get help from a friend or professor if you don’t understand it. Don’t throw in the towel if you really want this and are just frustrated with yourself for not getting it. Sometimes, all it takes is an explanation in a different way; that could make a world of sense. So don’t give up yet!

Sincerely,
Sarcastica.

Ask Sarcastica: Volume 1

January 30, 2008 Ask Sarcastica, Sarcastica!, completely random crap, life lessons, opinions

Alright everyone! It’s the first ever issue of Ask Sarcastica! A couple of people sent me in their issues/questions, so lets get started!

Dear Sarcastica:

A few months ago a guy liked me, but there was a misunderstanding, and
he thought I disliked him, and since then he hates me. He avoids me
all the time, and once he implied I was a bad person and he was so
over me. I don’t know if I truly care about it, but it sure has hurt
my pride. And nobody messes with my pride! Please, Sarcastica, help me
heal my wounded pride!

Sincerely yours,

Street Fighter

P.S. Do NOT tell me to talk to him, because of: time (it all happened
some time ago), he’s over me, and my pride, don’t forget my pride! I
just want him to realize that: it was his loss (a stupid one), and
that it was his bad, not mine, and that he’s not over me. Ok, he might
be, but he won’t because you’ll help me, right?

Dear Street Fighter;

It seems that you must truly care about it, or else you wouldn’t be sitting around wondering why this guy got over you so quickly. I definitely agree that it is wounded pride, but since you have forbidden me the advice that makes sense (yes, talking to him) there isn’t much else you can do except for forget about it and move on. I know it’s very important for you that he realize he was stupid and foolish, but think of it from his end…misunderstanding or not, he still thought you disliked him. This probably hurt his ego, and therefore he helped himself move on by telling himself that you are someone who you aren’t. The only way to reverse this opinion is to talk to him and make him see that you aren’t a bad person, but I know you don’t want to do that

You could have a friend talk to him for you, just let him know that it was a misunderstanding and that you aren’t really a bad person, but if that still counts as talking to him, I guess you are stuck! The only thing left to do is shrug it off and go about your day: there will be other fish in the sea! Clearly this one isn’t very intelligent if he isn’t willing to give things a second chance, so was he ever worth your time in the first place?

I hope this helped!

Love,

Sarcastica

Dear Sarcastica,

I am a guy who is told I resemble a gorilla. My problem is that I have no shame and will show my balls to anyone who asks and to everyone who doesn’t ask. Is this is a psychological issue or should everyone just be happy that it’s only my balls and not my taint?

-Gorilla Boy

Dear Gorilla Boy;

First things first; balls are weird looking no matter how hairy or hairless they are. I don’t think that it’s a psychological issue (unless you are showing said balls to small children, then you need help) I think its purely for entertainment reasons. However, I think you should know when to pull them out and put them away. For example, Sunday night dinner with the entire family there is not a good idea to show off the family jewels. Oh ya, and school yards are never an appropriate place to show them off!

Perhaps to itch the scratch that you have on wanting to whip out your balls to every Tom Dick and Jane, you should become a stripper or a hooker.

Problem solved.

Yours truly,

Sarcastica

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Well guys, that was the first ever Ask Sarcastica. Start sending in those questions and issues now for next weeks issue!