Awkward Turtle
May 7, 2008
Well folks it’s bright and early at the home stead…and by bright and early, of course I mean dark and VERY early. I can’t sleep because I got used to someone else’s sleeping pattern. *Cough* Booth *Cough*. So here I sit, at my computer, bored out of my mind and feeling tired but unable to sleep because I just can’t.
I have a big day ahead of me too. I’m supposed to be getting a *insert secret word* done today, and I have my final driver’s ed class…and around noon NSN is supposed to be dropping off the first installment of the money he owes me. I’m not holding my breath for him to show up, because so many times he has bailed on me. Although I did talk to him tonight and he assured me he would be there…but of course he isn’t known for reliability now is he? He’s either going to drop the money off at Booth’s house or Dragon’s house, depending on where I am at that time. Either way, Booth is going to be there. If he doesn’t show up, I’m pretty sure everyone will be pissed off enough to actually go down to his house and get the money from him that way. Not violently of course, but he can’t very well hide from me if I show up at his house, nor can he blurt out the millions of excuses that his car isn’t working or whatever.
Booth is eager to meet him - or rather, eager to intimidate him. He won’t be violent or mean or anything like that, but from a chicken shit’s point of view, Booth is pretty menacing looking…what with his piercings and tattoos and in-shapeness. Yep, very stereotypical thing to say, but I’m relaying this only because it’s true. He’s a sweet heart 99.9% of the time to everyone, but if he has a reason to be he can be a real asshole. Booth isn’t impressed with what he’s heard from NSN (so the truth) so I’m not expecting Booth to invite him in for tea, nor do I want him to.
I just want my money and to move on with my life. I don’t want a friend, I don’t want apologies. I want my money. Simple enough, don’t you agree?
Anyways I think blogging helped with the whole “I’m not sleepy” issue, because now I’m tired. I can’t wait to see Booth later on today and get my *insert secret word here*. That 50 bucks will also come in handy! Good night, or rather…good morning!
May 8th, 2008 at 6:00 am
“Awkward Turtle” sounds like a reference to shy uncircumcised penis.
Hopefully NSN pays up - it will be nice for you to try to finish that phase and not have to deal with him at all anymore.
May 8th, 2008 at 8:55 pm
Avitable; Well then, since I was speaking about NSN I guess that I picked a wicked title…
“Awkward Turtle” is actually just something we apparently say now when somebody does or says something awkward.
May 8th, 2008 at 8:56 pm
Well, it probably would have been even better if it said “Tiny Awkward Turtle”!
May 8th, 2008 at 9:13 pm
Yes, indeed it would have!
May 10th, 2008 at 2:21 am
Oh that’s so sweet! I find it super sweet that Booth wants to intimidate NSN for you.
Avitable, you’re old and out of touch, this is why you don’t know about ‘awkward turtle’ (insert turtle hand gesture)!
May 10th, 2008 at 6:29 am
I may be old, but I’m still hip! Or cool! Or down with it. Hmm, what do the kids today say?
May 11th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
Jessica; I find it super sweet too, Booth is a sweetheart
Avitable; It’s sick yo. That’s what all the kids are saying.