I Have a Headache from all this Glue
December 21, 2006
But it will be worth it, or at least I really hope so. Yes, I’ve spent pretty much all day working on the surprise for Nifty. I hope he thinks it’s cute.
It’s rather funny how Thursday’s work, yet again a couple people have managed to piss me off to the point of screaming and throwing myself on the ground with tears of frustration. Today, while I was walking up the driveway, I kept thinking about what I was going to blog about (yeah, who the fuck does that?? Me, apparently). On the top of my list was Crazy Bus Driver Man, this kid on my bus, and Dumbass Librarian. Then it occured to me that it was Thursday! So yay.
Anyway, FOAD dumbass school librarian, for constantly talking about “your girlfriend”. I couldn’t care less if she makes you clean the cat box, or what you got her for Christmas. I think it’s really fucking weird when a teacher (or creepy older guy for that matter) talks to you about their love life. There is a line and the dumbass school librarian keeps crossing it. Once he even told me that he has to get his record check to make sure he isn’t a “pedophile”. Um, okay? Why would you tell students that? Just do the world a favour and FOAD.
We had yet another “on/off” incident on the bus, and I really think Crazy Bus Driver Man has lost his marbles times a thousand! There’s nothing but lint rolling around up in Crazy Bus Driver Man’s head, he can’t even open the bus door when I want to get on the bus for fucks sake! How hard is it to be a bus driver? You drive, you open the door to let students on and off. It doesn’t take a genius to do - which is why Crazy Bus Driver Man has that job in the first place. So, because Crazy Bus Driver Man is a flamming idiot, he can FOAD.
I literally dislike everyone on my bus (except for Desiree and Jeb). I say FOAD to them all, for being loud, immature little jerks who add to Crazy Bus Driver Man’s confusion by yelling “Oooooooooon? Oooooooooff?” in the same stupid tone as Crazy Bus Driver Man himself, making him think we want it on when we want it off. Not to mention, there’s this one girl who is a complete slut and literally sits on guys laps. She’s been with three different guys (sexually) on my bus. And more at the school. So a very special FOAD to her, for not respecting herself enough to keep her legs closed.
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Wow, I feel better. For future reference: I am only “mean” to these people because I truly dislike them, not because of outter appearance but because they really are dumbasses. The world would be better off without them. There are already too many idiots in this world. So no hate mail saying I’m hypocritical; for starters I already know this and I’m not being hypocritical here. I just dislike idiots.
Life would be perfect if I could create a town where only people I liked could live, and everytime someone did something mean or pissed me off, I would send them into exile. I would be the mayor of this town. My word would be law.
I’d also be happy if everyone was at least half as smart as I am. That would mean less idiots, and less days of feeling like the only person with a brain.
But anyway, I have a lot to do before I go to JD’s. I’ve gotta clean and all that nasty jazz.
December 21st, 2006 at 7:45 pm
< ![CDATA[Hahahaha that was fun. All those characters sound interesting, at least you have something to blog about. =)]]>
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:22 am
< ![CDATA[How old is this librarian? I mean, are we talking 25-28, or 40+?]]>
December 22nd, 2006 at 11:44 am
< ![CDATA[Yeah, your librarian sounds more than a little creepy. Might want to check the Sex Offender registry, mm?]]>
December 22nd, 2006 at 7:06 pm
< ![CDATA[He's totally 40+.
And I think I just might Sympho lol]]>
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:51 pm
< ![CDATA[Ok, that is creepy. I mean if he was only barely out of high school himself, it wouldn't be too bad. But yikes.]]>