Welcome to the coffee shop…
December 18, 2005
Shannon’s party was rather dull for me. I didn’t know how to act around the people there - all her friends still look at me like I’m a child, and I don’t know how to redeem myself in Tara’s eyes. I think to her I’ll always be “Jessie”. She was one of Shannon’s friends in public school who practically watched me grow up from diapers to being a seven year old or whatever. To me, Tara will always be the girl Shannon taped while she was in the bathroom taking a dump - yep, thats right, Shannon actually taped her friend taking a dump in the old house. Funny story but thats for another time. (The picture below is what I looked like before Shannon’s party, I was going for an innocent and cute vibe because I didn’t know if there would be any cute guys my age or a little older their).
As usual, at work I was VERY bored. I had like no people to wait on (its Sunday, nobody goes out on Sundays) however I amused myself by writing songs on donut bags…I got sick of reading about Jessica Simpson and Nick what’s his face. One song I’m quite fond of for a spur of the moment thing… its a spoof off of “Candy Shop” by 50 Cent, and it’s not completely done yet but it amused me. Be forewarned, it sucks and you HAVE to have the tune to Candy Shop in your head while you read it or else it won’t make any sense. If your unable to think of the tune, put on Candy Shop while you read it or you’ll think I’m retarded. So here it is:
Welcome to the Coffee Shop,
I’ll give you the donut I just dropped.
Just pick off the dirty spot,
go on fool get lost (da-da-dada-da)
I’m in a super fix when it comes to this shit,
Cause my boss found out
it makes people sick
And that cold coffee I just severed you fits
the mix (da-da-dada-da)
Welcome to the Coffee Shop,
I’ll give you the donut I just dropped.
Just pick off the dirty spot,
go on fool get lost (da-da-dada-da)
It’s the season biz
when it comes to this shit
after you work up a chill you take a bite
I’m trying to explain moron the best way that I can
it’ll melt in your hand it stick to the bag (picture the music video to this song with a chocolatey, melted donut…)
Welcome to the coffee shop,
I’ll give you the donut I just dropped.
Just pick off the dirty spot,
go on fool get lost (da-da-dada-da)
So theres the Coffee Shop mix… the first draft. Let me know what you think about it.
Would you like a muffin or donut with that, you over weight fat ass trucker? **smiles prettiedly**
