The Morning After
Karen, Daren, Joel, Mel and the kids arrived around one yesterday. We visited upstairs for a while, then migrated to the Garage after dumping Thomas on
Kate and
Jo. I would have watched him but lately I have no energy to chase after a baby, haha.
Just after they arrived, the hospital called with a date. Feb 6th. Oh joy, just after exams. How did I know that they would ruin my vacca with thoughts of that? I’m phsyic of course. So anyway, yeah. That kinda pissed me off.
It was an interesting night, for one thing Dad actually let Kate and I drink. (Probably because Jo left with Granny and Papa after dinner. I could hear the bells of what-cha-ma-call it ringing when they left…becaues Jo was with them). At first we were only aloud one shooter, and then Shannon fixed Kate a drink because her boyfriend Craigs a knob. I was told I was younger, and I retorted with by 13 months and Shannon caught my drift. So dad let us drink.
There’s Karen and I….
It’s funny how your different drunk with your family then you are with your friends. With my friends I’m wild and out of control, dancing and laughing and just partying. With my family I’m more reserved I guess. Who wants to dance in front of their family anyway?
And Mel and me..
Karen’s camera has the really funny pictures of Kate, Shannon and I all chugging down, I was the first to finish. When she emails me them, I’ll post them.
After a while we started talking about tattoos. I mentioned that I wanted to get one, and everyone was like “oh now, wait til your old enough to accept the fact that thats part of your body forever. I was thinking, like hello, I have a thousands of scars that I didn’t chose to have there, and they can mess up my body, but I can’t get a tattoo, which would look awesome for a while and really cool if I got it in a place that doesn’t “sag” over time? Whatever. I’m getting one anyway, Nick A said he’d take me.
It’s kinda weird though, I’m halfway between “chilling with the adults” and then I’m completely seperate for them. They still look at me like I’m a child, when I really don’t feel like one and haven’t really ever felt like one. But oh well, I guess that’s just life.
It was good seeing everyone again! Thomas has grown so much, he’s such a little cute. Right now Dylan’s playing PS2 and narriorating, it’s really cute and funny.
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11:54 am |
Dirty Laundry
Yesterday I went over to my friends house,
Jessica Dawn. We watched
The Brothers Grimm and yeah, hung out. We walked all the way to frigging IGA just to get the deal on chips, three for five bucks. Of course my favourite Smart Food popcorn wasn’t included in this deal so I bought that too…which kinda cancelled out the whole thing of saving money I guess.
That’s Jessica Dawn and myself. All I wanted was one nice picture, but she acted like I was holding a gun to her head (it was behind her back, hello. Just jokes I wouldn’t know how to use a gun).
When I woke up this morning, I had a very strange need to walk up town in my new pj bottoms and one of J.D’s old yellow sweaters, wearing absoultly no makeup and looking like a scrub. I wanted to get another drink, Strawberry Banana Flavoured Lizard Fuel it’s called, one of my favourite soft drinks. So up town I walked, in my frumpy clothes, pretending I was famous and people were taking my pictures, saying “Jessica was seen on Thursday December 28th walking to a local Macs in frumpy clothes”. You people have no idea how pleased I be if I saw any pictures of my future-famous self looking frumpy. It would mean that people actually obsessed about me enough to take pictures of my frumpiness. (Strange huh).
This is my favourite picture of Kathrynn. Your probably wondering why she’s in the laundry basket. It’s because she hit my dad with a bag of buns jokingly, and he put her in the laundry basket.
Anyway, I can’t wait until I see everyone. They should be here around one or one thirty, I’m like bouncing off the walls with excitment. I better go clean up a wee bit before Karen, Daren, Dylan, Thomas, Mel and Joel arrive.
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12:34 pm |
The Look Of Death - I LOVE IT!
Because I was oh so bored this morning, I decided to have a photo shot. The photographer was myself, the model was my self.
Yes, I know, don’t quit my day job.
Your probably wondering what in the hell I was trying to model? My new outfit…but its difficult to take pictures of yourself. Meh. Oh well.
Yep I think I’ll keep my day job.
In other news, Karen made this completely fricking AWESOME blog background thing and I fricking love it! It suits me completely, wouldn’t you agree? Fricking awesome, I LOVE IT SO MUCH! It’s the best Christmas present ever - well next to my MP3 player that I finally know how to work…but it’s second place. Karen your so awesome I love ya cousin! When you get here tomorrow, expect a thousand hugs and kisses! I swear, if I ever get to be as talented as Karen is at anything, I’ll be…talented.
Oh wait, I’ve just discovered a talent: looking like a moron in front of the camera.
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1:10 pm |
Boxing Day
Today was not a good day. It was busy at work for me, and I was alone in kiosk. I’m fast, but I kept running out of stock which sucks ass.
On a happier note, dinner was entertaining. Papa wore his earring again, and joked about being Elton John’s lover. I don’t know how that conversation came up, someone was talking about Elton John and his “husband”. It was entertaining.
Also, this morning when I got up for work I went in the garage to find a lot of funny scenes.
Mom and Shannon drank seven shots each, and more. Those shots were Butterscotch and Vanilla Twista shots, and I love them. Shannon and Mom said they didn’t like them…well too bad it didn’t prevent them from drinking them, because I would have loved to have a few to myself. Nelson was Crunked too, he broke the handle off the garage door and chased it down the stairs saying “I got it, I got it!” It was actually pretty funny sounding. I can just picture that happening.
For those of you who have no idea who I’m talking about when I say “Nelson,” I’m referring to Shannon’s boyfriend. He’s really cool, and he’s good to her. I just hope he hurries up and asks her to marry him.
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8:49 pm |
Christmas!
This morning when I woke up, it hardly felt like Christmas at all. I didn’t jump up to go upstairs and open my stocking. At work today I made $72.71, which kinda made it feel like Christmas, because any normal day I barely make five bucks in tips. Kate only made 41, so yes I’m gloating about it. It was busy all day out in Kiosk, and I was by myself so I deserved it.
We opened presents after Kate and I got home. I don’t know how to work my new frigging MP3 player, I spent nearly an hour trying to figure out if I downloaded it properally and how the hell I was supposed to put music on it. I got clothes, picture frames, socks, books, and gift certificates - thank god I know how to work them all! We got some DVDs, and a few PS2 games.
Christmas dinner, as always, was a riot. I sat beside Papa, which I love to do because he’s fricking funny. Every year when we open those cracker things, Papa gets earrings. These past few years he has learned to embrace this, and he’s quite fond of his earrings.
So all in all, it was a good Christmas. Good times, funny moments.
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6:54 pm |
It’s Christmas Eve!!
I can’t believe that its actually Christmas eve - it just doesn’t feel like it. I guess because we got off school yesterday and today is the first offical day of holidays. Usually we have about a week before Christmas to wait and think about it.
I had to work today. Tammy the Bitch was manager, I’m not dumb I can totally tell that she doesn’t like me. She doesn’t exactly hide it either. At least I try to hide my dislike of her (and half my other managers and co-workers.) I made like not even two lists for Kiosk and she told Tyler (the guy bringing out what I needed) that if I wrote another list she’d “kick my butt” of course I took it seriously because of the way she acts around me. So about quarter to one I call over and ask Tammy to get the guy who takes over Kiosk at one to bring in a few donuts and what not so he has stuff to sell. She bitches at me saying why didn’t I write a list and when I told her about what Tyler she said “Obviously I was joking,” and I didn’t reply. I mean how am I supposed to know if she gives the message to someone else? So I had a shitty day at work. Craig said he’d take me to see Harry Potter, seeing as I’m mad at Devon. I said ok and he told me to call him - I won’t.
There’s my little cousin, Nicholas
Just as we pulled in the driveway after work, Uncle Mark showed up with Lindsay’s baby, Nicholas. I was diaspointed that Lindsay wasn’t there…but at least I got to see Nicholas. He’s so cute and funny, and he liked me better lol. Really mature of me saying that, huh? But still… after taking bull from people at work it was nice to have a smile on my face when Nicholas came up to me and said “up” with a grin on his face. He’s fifteen months, and the complete opposite of Thomas, haha. It’s kinda funny how different babies can be. Nicholas has a very solemn look about him, and only smiles when Uncle Mark makes him laugh - I was able to get a few smiles out of him and when they were leaving he gave me a kiss on the cheek and then hide in Uncle Mark’s coat. It was so cute!
Now I’m relaxing in front of the computer, glad to be home and away from Tim Hortons! Mom always says that the reason we get part time jobs at places like that is so we know to work hard and get somewhere in life, which is a pretty good motto. I will not end up in that shithole for the rest of my life, if need be I’ll go into retail. Haha jokes people.
I still can’t believe it’s Christmas Eve! Why doesn’t it feel like it? Karen’s coming down on the 29th with Daren, Joel, Mel, Dylan and Thomas. I can’t wait to see them! I couldn’t get them anything this year because my paycheck wasn’t too giving towards my spending habits, I hope they’re happy with some home made?
So my plans for this holiday: go see Harry Potter 4. I was supposed to go with Devon, but I’m still mad at him so I’ll just go with Craig…if he isn’t busy. He already warned me that he’s usually busy (probably out selling stuff haha the guys I can get all have that in common.)
Well it’s off to bed for me, while visions of sugar plums dance in my head…wtf is a sugar plum anyway?
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3:50 pm |
What a Day.
Just got back from battling the very busy crowds at the mall with Kate. I’ve got Jo completely finished (although I’m thinking about taking back her presents because the moment I got in the door she was being a bitch). I bought myself the One Second 2 Late cd!!! I saw Kyle Allin (one of the band members) at the mall and I said hi to him. They all went to our school, and I’m telling you all now to watch out for them - if they can manage to get along then they’ll be famous. It’s a good CD, I like it a lot. Different from their orginal stuff but it still has the same vibe. Yesterday they were out promoting the band at our school selling really awesome t-shirts, bottons, sweaters, stickers and what nots. Jessica Dawn bought a sweater - I bought some bottons and said hi to Kyle…I’m kinda crushing on him. He’s cute but again probably highly uninterested. At least he knew I went to his school, when I saw him and Bryan at CD plus Kyle smiled at me. I’m sure Bryan wouldn’t have remembered me, although I was kinda flirting with them both yesterday.
In other news, Dad just told me that Great Granny passed away this afternoon. I’m sad that I didn’t get to say goodbye, but she was 96 and had lived her life. Plus she had gallstones and thats very painful, at least she no longer hurts.
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7:50 pm |
My Day
Tonight was a clubnight at Sunrise, the youth group place I volunteer at (and no, it’s not a church youth group). We all watched a movie, The Muppets Christmas Carole and then made gingerbread houses. It was fun, I made a frosted white bread on Gram, one of the other volunteers. Tomorrows the pot luck at Niki’s house.
I’m still failing most of my classes, but I’m passing Parenting now. If only my frigging teachers would get off my back, I’m doing the best that I can to pass and everything!
Devon’s being confusing, but what else is new. Kyla’s gonna talk to him because she wants to know too whats going on, I sure as hell don’t know lol.
And that is my life. So long and goodnight.
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11:19 pm |
I <3 Howard!
I guess each day is what you make of it - I’d say today was (so far) a good day. I got Howard back from the art teacher today - an A on it…
Me posing with Howard
Howard is my art project, the lovely creature thing that probably brought my mark up to a pass…hense me loving him Plus its such a lovely shade of red, don’t you think?
Anyway, today also kinda sucked because theres this annoying little grade ten… I think his name is Tyler. He always talks to me and is a complete jerk, he whistles when I walk by makes weird comments although I’ve already told him to stop sort of thing. It’s annoying, I can’t even go to my locker with out walking by him because he’s always where ever I am! He’s one of those cocky, popular grade tens that thinks hes the shit. I was standing with Devon and Jessica Dawn at lunch, and me and Devon were joking around like we always do. This kid I barely even know comes up to Devon and is like “What do you think your doing? Could you not be all over my girlfriend?” I told him to eff off like a lady would tell any creepy guy doing that, and Devon said “No, I can’t” or something and the kid walked away. Then, when I was walking from my Biology class to my locker to get my paintbrushes for Art, the kid says “hey honey” and whistles. I, purely annoyed by this point, tell him to stuff his head up his ass and shut up. Of course I said this in what was mistaken for a smile - really it was me clenching my teeth to prevent myself from hitting him over the head with my text book. While I walked away, his buddy was like all “That didn’t go too well now did it Tyler”.
Why can’t they leave me alone? I hate unwanted attention, and trust me that’s unwanted. I’ve already told him to stop several times, but he keeps doing it. Probably because it annoys me but whatever. Isn’t it some form of harassment? Maybe I’ll get Devon or Rob to flex their mucsles around him, to scare him away from me. The kids everywhere I go, and it pisses me off. I hate it when people do that, cause you never know whether or not their serious and even if they are its still annoying. I found out from Jessica Dawn that his brother is this Brett guy in mine and Kathrynn’s biology class. Brett told Kathrynn I was hotter then she was, but again I don’t know whether or not to take them seriously and I don’t know how to react. I’d rather it if no one made comments like that.
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4:52 pm |
Welcome to the coffee shop…
Shannon’s party was rather dull for me. I didn’t know how to act around the people there - all her friends still look at me like I’m a child, and I don’t know how to redeem myself in Tara’s eyes. I think to her I’ll always be “Jessie”. She was one of Shannon’s friends in public school who practically watched me grow up from diapers to being a seven year old or whatever. To me, Tara will always be the girl Shannon taped while she was in the bathroom taking a dump - yep, thats right, Shannon actually taped her friend taking a dump in the old house. Funny story but thats for another time. (The picture below is what I looked like before Shannon’s party, I was going for an innocent and cute vibe because I didn’t know if there would be any cute guys my age or a little older their).
As usual, at work I was VERY bored. I had like no people to wait on (its Sunday, nobody goes out on Sundays) however I amused myself by writing songs on donut bags…I got sick of reading about Jessica Simpson and Nick what’s his face. One song I’m quite fond of for a spur of the moment thing… its a spoof off of “Candy Shop” by 50 Cent, and it’s not completely done yet but it amused me. Be forewarned, it sucks and you HAVE to have the tune to Candy Shop in your head while you read it or else it won’t make any sense. If your unable to think of the tune, put on Candy Shop while you read it or you’ll think I’m retarded. So here it is:
Welcome to the Coffee Shop,
I’ll give you the donut I just dropped.
Just pick off the dirty spot,
go on fool get lost (da-da-dada-da)
I’m in a super fix when it comes to this shit,
Cause my boss found out
it makes people sick
And that cold coffee I just severed you fits
the mix (da-da-dada-da)
Welcome to the Coffee Shop,
I’ll give you the donut I just dropped.
Just pick off the dirty spot,
go on fool get lost (da-da-dada-da)
It’s the season biz
when it comes to this shit
after you work up a chill you take a bite
I’m trying to explain moron the best way that I can
it’ll melt in your hand it stick to the bag (picture the music video to this song with a chocolatey, melted donut…)
Welcome to the coffee shop,
I’ll give you the donut I just dropped.
Just pick off the dirty spot,
go on fool get lost (da-da-dada-da)
So theres the Coffee Shop mix… the first draft. Let me know what you think about it.
Would you like a muffin or donut with that, you over weight fat ass trucker? **smiles prettiedly**
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7:39 pm |
