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Woop Woop

May 8, 2008 I'm a STAR!, LOL, Sarcastica!, blog whore, completely random crap, good times, linkage, opinions, pictures, rainbows and butterflies, updates

No more in class lessons for me! I passed all of my tests (so 2) and now all I’ve got to do is 13 hours in car and then I’m free to take my G2 test! According to the Defensive Driving Test, I’m [in theory] an experienced driver! Woop woop! Now all I’ve got to do is actually get behind the wheel…and drive…

I have driven a few times, but I literally want to drive everywhere I want to go, just to gain more experience. I still have my in car lessons, this is true, but according to statistics the more experience behind the wheel that you get, the more likely you are to pass your G2 test on the first try (thanks Captain Obvious) so ya, I want to pass right away!

Anywho, so I had my days completely wrong, that or I had yet another miscommunication with NSN - or perhaps it was both. I’m not surprised at all that we had a miscommunication, our entire relationship was a giant miscommunication. But anyways, I expected him to come down for eleven today and he totally didn’t. I called him around that time demanding to know if he was coming and where he was…and he pointed out that he was coming down at eleven A.M Friday. Haha. Opps. Oh well, this just means that I get to be in Booth’s area early tomorrow too

Speaking of Booth, he’s completely changed his tattoo idea from the girl in my header to this one here. Apparently, she looks more like me (since she has a rose on the same side and the lip ring on the same side). He is supposed to be starting it tonight, or tomorrow, and I already can’t wait to see what the finished product looks like. And I totally found a wicked one for me (eventually); wicked huh? The Celtic Ankh, which will represent my [somewhat] heritage at the same time as representing the Egyptian symbol for Eternal Life…even when you pass, you are still remembered in someone’s heart and thoughts

But yes, that’s all the rambling for today folks. I have a massive headache so I’m going to stay up late reading blogs and poking people on Facebook go to sleep. Or something.

Awkward Turtle

May 7, 2008 I'm a STAR!, Sarcastica!, annoyances, blog whore, completely random crap, dumbass people, ranting & raving, updates

Well folks it’s bright and early at the home stead…and by bright and early, of course I mean dark and VERY early. I can’t sleep because I got used to someone else’s sleeping pattern. *Cough* Booth *Cough*. So here I sit, at my computer, bored out of my mind and feeling tired but unable to sleep because I just can’t.

I have a big day ahead of me too. I’m supposed to be getting a *insert secret word* done today, and I have my final driver’s ed class…and around noon NSN is supposed to be dropping off the first installment of the money he owes me. I’m not holding my breath for him to show up, because so many times he has bailed on me. Although I did talk to him tonight and he assured me he would be there…but of course he isn’t known for reliability now is he? He’s either going to drop the money off at Booth’s house or Dragon’s house, depending on where I am at that time. Either way, Booth is going to be there. If he doesn’t show up, I’m pretty sure everyone will be pissed off enough to actually go down to his house and get the money from him that way. Not violently of course, but he can’t very well hide from me if I show up at his house, nor can he blurt out the millions of excuses that his car isn’t working or whatever.

Booth is eager to meet him - or rather, eager to intimidate him. He won’t be violent or mean or anything like that, but from a chicken shit’s point of view, Booth is pretty menacing looking…what with his piercings and tattoos and in-shapeness. Yep, very stereotypical thing to say, but I’m relaying this only because it’s true. He’s a sweet heart 99.9% of the time to everyone, but if he has a reason to be he can be a real asshole. Booth isn’t impressed with what he’s heard from NSN (so the truth) so I’m not expecting Booth to invite him in for tea, nor do I want him to.

I just want my money and to move on with my life. I don’t want a friend, I don’t want apologies. I want my money. Simple enough, don’t you agree?

Anyways I think blogging helped with the whole “I’m not sleepy” issue, because now I’m tired. I can’t wait to see Booth later on today and get my *insert secret word here*. That 50 bucks will also come in handy! Good night, or rather…good morning!

I Got Nothing

I'm a STAR!, LOL, Sarcastica!, blog whore, completely random crap, discoveries, good times, linkage, pictures, ranting & raving, updates

Wow. I feel completely uncreative and blah today. I don’t have anything important to say at all! It’s shocking really, usually I can’t shut up about random subjects. I’m sure that will come in time with this post, because I fully intend on filling it with meaningless chatter and rambling - those are the kind of posts that I love writing because I really can’t say which direction it’s going to go in!

I’m still feeling tired, I had trouble falling asleep last night. I think I need to change my playlist of songs that I fall asleep to around or something, since I haven’t been falling asleep lately! But in order to do that, I need my iPod connector…which I can’t find because I have no idea where I put it when I was cleaning up for the Bridal Shower. Sigh. This is why my room is messy - because I know where everything is.

Speaking of lists (or soon to be anyway, since I haven’t actually previously spoken of lists until this moment) I’ve finally started updating my old Amazon wish list like Avitable said to do in time for my birthday (which is June 15th). You don’t have to get me anything at all, I’m just doing it because it’s Wednesday and I’m bored and the gorilla man told me to. So ya, that’s well on it’s way to being done.

Anywho, I’m thinking about this summer and I’m excited! I still don’t know if I’m going to accept the rec group job…because like I said, that would require a lot more patience this year and I almost hated it last year. I’ve got my hopes on going to Edge Fest this year, and I want to go to the MHE Gathering in the states, since I’ve never been and would like to meet some of the people I have been talking to for 5 years of my life. I also want to go to Wonderland at some point. But ya, I guess the most important thing is getting a job…and a license.

I drove around Dragon’s block yesterday when my mom came to pick me up! It was awesome, and I think I did pretty damn good if I do say so myself!

I’m trying to wake Booth up. He’s still asleep and was supposed to be at the shop at 10am, but he isn’t answering his phone (so he’s ignoring it or its not near him right now) and Dragon is pretty annoyed. That boy seriously needs an alarm clock; and not me because I just get pissed when he doesn’t answer the phone. I really need my license so I can drive down to his house and dump water on his face!

And speaking of Booth…you know the girl in my header? He’s planning on getting a tattoo of her sitting on army crates. I’ve seen the design and it’s awesome he said he’s getting it for a girl he never wants to forget, me isn’t that sweet?

P.S. While I was hanging out with the girls last week, I stumbled across some awesome eye shadow! Click on these here words to see pictures of me all dolled up. I completely forget how to upload photos on the new Wordpress…which is a bit inconvenient for everyone I know. It’s so much easier to just see the pictures as you read the post…I apologize!

Damn Face of the Earth…

May 6, 2008 I'm a STAR!, Sarcastica!, blog whore, completely random crap, good times, linkage, rainbows and butterflies, updates

I keep falling off it! I know, I’m sorry. I was away from home for a bit…hanging out with Booth and the Dragon. By hanging out, I totally mean working my sassy little butt off. We’re trying to get the shop up and running by May 15th. The dry wall just went up today; and since Friday we’ve been cleaning and knocking down walls and puttying etc etc. I’ve been a busy girl!

My [extended] weekend was awesome. Sunday was my mom’s birthday (as I mentioned) and we all made her dinner, and ate by candle light. It was pretty awesome. Then we watched Desperate Housewives The rest of the days I spent with Booth at Dragon’s, either working at the shop or hanging with the boys.

Tonight I had my second last drivers education in class lesson. We had another test (which I completely forgot about until like 1am this morning). I hope I did well, and I’m pretty sure I passed…knock on wood. I can’t wait for these in classes to be over. Just one more…then all I need to do is my in cars. Which start May 16th.

I still haven’t heard back yet from the rec group…and I’m not to sure what to say if I do. Apparently, the Program Director that I really liked resigned, effective immediately. Which means I will basically have no one on my side. Which means that the board will push themselves even more in the involvement of everything we’re doing, including scratching our asses and picking our noses. The rec group has gone down hill thanks to the board, and I don’t know if I can handle the amount of stress this job will have, especially now that there will be a new Program Director getting trained. There will be so much shit to deal with and I don’t know if I have the stamina to deal with it…you know? I’m sure old readers remember the thousands of issues I had over the summer (new readers, you can find me bitching and moaning about that job if you go to archives and then click on basically any of the posts from June 07 to August 07) with that job. I don’t want to deal with that again!

So maybe, just maybe…I’ll wait until I get my license, then apply at any number of the local group homes. The pay is just as good…if not better. The job would be less stressful (in the sense that I wouldn’t be worried about the whole organization going under while I’m in the payroll, cause that would be B-A-D!) Or Dragon offered me a job at the tattoo shop…as a receptionist or the part time piercer. Or both. Or maybe I’ll babysit full time for her, since she has two boys with special needs and once the shop opens she’ll be needing a full time babysitter. The boys can’t stay at the shop all day!

Anyways, I’ve got to catch up on some reading…and then go to bed. I’m not feeling well at all. I blame Rockstar Energy drinks and McDonalds, because since I had that I’ve been feeling like ass. No more Rockstar for me, no matter how good and wholesome it tastes. And I don’t care how cheap McDonalds is, NO MORE!

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***Apparently there was an article about teen bloggers in Sugar Magazine. They interviewed me ages ago, and I was really looking forward to reading the article about it but I searched the website and can’t find it. Perhaps they don’t have articles available on the website? That’s probably it. If they did, nobody would buy the magazine…right? Unfortunately for me, Sugar Magazine isn’t available in Canada - or at least not that I’ve seen. So if anybody has a copy of it, could you send it to me by email or something? I really wanna read it! Just email it to oh.sarcastica@gmail.com. Thanks!

PURPLE!

May 1, 2008 I'm a STAR!, annoyances, blog whore, completely random crap, friends, good times, updates

Guess what guyyyyyz! I dyed my hair for like the first time ever! I got Kiwi to do it last night, and I love it! Here’s a picture of my hair before (chocolate brown) and here it is now: PURPLE! Isn’t it awesome? I love it! It compliments both my skin tone and my eye colour! And it’s funky, so ya. I know my webcam sucks and you can’t really see it as it actually is, but I assure you it’s awesome! It’s not like bright purple, more like dark purple with red. Anyways, I love it and its awesome! Kiwi accidentally dyed a bit of my neck as well…but we scrubbed it off with nail polish remover (and yes, that actually works! So does toothpaste).

Girls night was awesome! It was really good hanging out with my girlfriends again. Kiwi has always been a good and close friend of mine who I can confide in AND have a blast with, same with Grillz - so obviously the night was just FULL of hilarious moments. It was Kiwi’s older sister’s birthday, and the theme was penises (as a joke) and they even had penis plates - which were HILARIOUS! We danced around like idiots and giggled the entire night away. It was awesome! I want to definitely try and get together more often with them.

Unfortunately, hanging out with my girlfriends lead up to my newest purchase: an adorable outfit. I’ll try to describe it best I can because I can’t take a decent full length picture of my on my cellphone or webcam. I’ll borrow Booth’s camera to take it on Sunday though, then I’ll show it off. Anyways, I bought this adorable hot pink sleeveless sweater dress and a black little coat that looks sort of business like but not really it’s more funky retro. Anywho, I love it…it’s awesome. I’ll take a picture of that and my black sundress Booth bought me real soon.

Speaking of Booth, he bought me another present! It’s a little black hoop earring for my cartilage and its adorable! I’m sort of stunned actually…I’ve never dated a guy who buys me random presents. I’ve never dated a guy who spent any money on me at all really (excluding Christmas and birthdays), so it’s shocking…in a good way. I know that if he had more money, he’d buy me more things…even if I told him I didn’t want him to buy me anything. He likes surprising me I guess. Anyway, trying to put this sucker in hurt like a biotch and Booth felt really bad…he tried for like an hour straight to put it in.

But ya, so my day was going grand until about 2 minutes ago. Apparently, I’m a bitch because I want to go like 10 minutes without somebody bugging me to do something. I don’t know everything about computers, contrary to popular belief. Just because I spend a lot of my time on them, doesn’t mean I know anything. I’m tired, I’m cranky. I just wanted to update my blog and go to bed early for a change, since tomorrow I have a big day of helping Booth and Dragon clean up the new tattoo shop (that they got the keys for today).

Blah. That’s all I have to say. Right now I’m too tired to care. I’m off to bed.

Hummmpday

April 30, 2008 I'm a STAR!, LOL, Sarcastica!, blog whore, completely random crap, good times, linkage, updates

Happy Humpday all! It’s a lovely day because the week is half over! It’s not as warm as it was last week, therefore this week sort of sucks. I’m sick of cold, damp weather! Bring on the heat!

*Sigh* there is so much to do! If I ever find the energy today; I’m going to clean up the kitchen and my bedroom, because both are disgustingly messy. But I’ve been sleeping badly lately and I barely have the energy to blog. I know, scary. I’m also supposed to go down to Kiwi’s brother’s today for a girl’s night of chillage and wine - cheap wine, not the good stuff Booth’s mom got me hammered off 2 weekends ago. I can do cheap wine. Grillz, Kiwi and I are planning on just watching a couple of girly movies and talking about our favourite subject: Dungeons and Dragons. I’m totally kidding, we’ll probably end up talking about guys…because that’s what girls do. Me, not so much. I mostly listen. If they demand my input, I throw in how awesome Booth is - a statement I don’t really need to ever make since it’s very obvious to anyone who’s met him once that he’s awesome.

Anyways, so ya I’m looking forward to that. And to finding out just how much is on my Visa so I can possibly grab some things I want to grab. I need more rings because I love jewelery! Side note to all friends/family reading this blog; if you want to get me a wicked birthday present, get me any kind of wacky lip jewelery and earrings with a 16 gage! (My lip and earrings have the same gage so you can’t go wrong) I’d love you forever! P.S. I like hoops

Sunday is my mom’s birthday, so we’re going to be doing something for that. I can’t say what because she might choose today of all day’s to catch up with my life by reading my blog (she hasn’t for a while but this is how things work out…parents only read when you don’t want them too haha). No more on that though!

So since random subjects are like falling out of my ass (figuratively, not literally) I’d just like to point out that I’m now even more excited about my huge 19th Birthday Bash because I might just get the chance to meet Jessica from So Supercilious! She’s a wicked girl. Don’t believe me? Go read her blog! Anyways, since she lives pretty close to me, I figured it’d be cool to meet up with a fellow blogger. I’m sure she’s ever so excited about being able to watch me trying to drunkenly convince bouncers I’m a princess (why else would I be wearing a fancy tiara from the dollarstore?) and guzzling back drink after drink until I puke. Hey, it doesn’t count unless you puke! You’ve gotta puke on your 19th birthday or it’s all a waste. Perhaps she’ll be kind enough to film it! I can see it now, me standing wobbling on two feet as I say to club bouncers “Do you know who I am? I’m SARCASTICA! Let me in!” Yep, it will surely be an awesome night!

I hope that [if] I get the rec job, I won’t have to go camping on the weekend of the 21st [of June] because that’s when I’m hoping to have my birthday club party. Unfortunately this year my birthday falls on a Sunday, and many people that I know will probably not be able to make it because a lot of people have jobs. We’ll see though! Ideally, you’re supposed to get hammered on your birthday, not the weekend after - but hey, I’m not picky.

Perhaps I’ll cut the club party though and just throw a huge bash at my house. People could bring tents and put their keys in bowl (since driving while under the influence is not cool) and we’ll roast marshmallows and toast me for being awesome. We’ll see though, perhaps I’ll do both! I did miss like 5 years worth of birthday parties that I need to make up for…

Anyways, I’m excited about that. And about getting to go camping with Booth on his family’s property up North! I love camping! I hate bugs though, I don’t freak out like most girls do. Unless it’s a spider. I will jump out of my skin if I see a spider, or if it’s on me at all. Bearded1 discovered this the other night while we were sitting in Booth’s garage. He casually asked me if I liked spiders. I literally dove from my chair into Booth’s arms and started crying and hyperventilating for them to get it off me. It was apparently only the size of the tip of a pin, but I don’t care how big (or small) they are. They freak me right out.

There is actually a tarantula at Dragon’s house…it’s the shop spider. I hate it. I refuse to be in the house alone, because it freaks me right out. I was there the day it escaped from it’s cage and was climbing the wall - I almost had a heart attack. Booth had to get it back in it’s cage, and he hates spiders too. He did a hilarious little freak out dance, which sort of took my mind of the spider. But damn that think gives me the creeps! I kind of am hoping for it to die…or disappear. I keep having nightmares about it! Last night I had a dream it was hiding out in my barn, in the attack position ready to drop on whoever went in there first!

Anywho, I’ve procrastinated long enough on chores and getting ready. I should go do something…anything.

Uncreative Early AM Chatter

April 29, 2008 blog whore, completely random crap, updates

Well the interview went just swell, or as swell as it could have gone anyway. I was interviewed by 3 of the board members and not the Program Director (who also is my friend), so I don’t really know how it went. My answers were honest and good - at least in my opinion anyway. My favourite question/answer combo was Why should we hire you? What qualities do you bring to the atmosphere? And I replied with: Because I’m me, I bring my own spark and difference to the job. I care about the members and I’m always up for new things. Pretty witty eh? I think so.

Anyways, I won’t find out for yet another couple of weeks. If I don’t get this job, I’ll just apply at a group home or something part time and consider having a surgery.

But yes, now on to more fun things; I’m going to Booth’s today before drivers ed. We’re going to play X-box and it shall be lots of fun. We haven’t had that X-box competition we said we were going to have forever ago because Booth’s little brother broke their X-box. I think Booth said something about borrowing the hookup jack from Dragon, so we’ll get to play today! He even rented a couple of games for us. I’m just waiting for my dad to finish up stuff in his office now to take me over. Bleh. He made it seem as if he had to be at work for 7am, so it’s 8am now and I’m up and ready and he’s not ready yet?! Men. Pff. They always do this.

Ugh. I’m so not looking forward to drivers ed though. I’m going to definitely have to stalk up on energy drinks, since I slept horribly last night. I didn’t fall asleep until like 3am and here I am awake at 8. That’s definitely only like 6 hours of sleep and I need 8 hours to be perfect throughout the day, even still I have trouble staying awake in that class! It’s so boring! And only because my instructor is monotoned!

Anyways, I’m completely out of things to blog about right now. My head is all fuzzy with sleep! Bah I hate uncreative chatter, but whatever!

After All

April 28, 2008 I'm a STAR!, annoyances, completely random crap, updates

Well its another Monday morning, and I’m sitting at home doing nothing at all because I’m pretty sure my parent’s think I’ve been out far too much lately and I don’t work. Yet anyway. My interview with the rec group is today at 4:30pm, so I’m hoping that goes well. I even took out my bold jewelry and put in small diamonds…because I’m nice like that.

A part of me doesn’t want to get the job…but that part is very tiny. It tells me that working with the rec group is just going to be a gigantic stresser and pain because of the board. The board always manages to cause a lot of trouble for the summer team. But whatever, I need the money and I know the job. Next year I can shoot higher. But for now, I’ll just take this job…if they even offer it to me.

I tried to start booking my in car lessons, but the nearest opening is May 16th! That’s forever away! It’s frustrating because I didn’t think it would take so long just to book the first lesson. Apparently it does. So I have to wait longer now to get my license, and this might affect the offer with the rec group. They want people who can drive. Unfortunately, I can’t drive…yet. So ya. Whoopie do.

Anyways, until the interview I fully intend on doing absolutely nothing but eating pasta (that Booth and I made last night - its so yummy!) and catching up on some reading, which I haven’t done in a while because my stupid computer is stupid and such.